Posted by on November 3, 2008
I mentioned this on the air last year and it was such a big hit I’m posting it for you. Sorry it’s post Halloween, but hey….
I was on vacation last week.
Trick-Or-Treating By Star Sign
· Aries pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
· Taurus will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
· Gemini goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
· Cancer stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
· Leos plan their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.
· Virgo wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.
· Libra is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
· Scorpio isn’t in it for the candy.
· Sagittarius will manage to wander to the next town.
· Capricorn makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
· Aquarius builds the costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
· Pisces skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the moon.

